Cripple Creek
Hey, EI got a gal at the Ahead of the Ecreek,
Goin' up to see her about Btwo times a Eweek.
Kiss her on the mouth, Asweet as any Ewine,
Wrap herself around me like a Bsweet potato Evine.
EGoin up Cripple Creek, Agoin on a Erun,
goin up Cripple Creek to Bhave a little Efun.
Goin up Cripple Creek, Agoin in a Ewhirl,
goin up Cripple Creek to Bsee my Egirl.
Now the girls up Cripple Creek, about half-grown,
jump on a boy like a dog on a bone.
Roll my britches up to my knees,
wade ol Cripple Creek whenever I please.
Now, Cripple Creek's wide and Cripple Creek's deep,
wade old Cripple Creek before I sleep.
Hills are steep and the roads are muddy,
and I'm so dizzy that I can't stand steady